: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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