And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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