So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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