Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
