So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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