Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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