She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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