i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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