why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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