What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
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