I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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