...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
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