I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
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