yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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