just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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