honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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