I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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