last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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