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(913): View more from Kansas

your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.

(1-913): View more from Kansas

if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.

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(248): View more from Michigan

Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic

(1-402): View more from Nebraska

i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands

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(561): View more from Florida

The beers last night were like the tears from god

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(708): View more from Illinois

You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.

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