Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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