yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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