There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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