I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
