so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
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