You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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