why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
So many bounce houses so little time
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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