Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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