How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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