I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I cockslap morals
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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