Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
We just shotgunned beers for America
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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