He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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