What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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