i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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