I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I'm sobbing to NWA
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
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