BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
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