you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
