Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Randomize
