So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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