Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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