They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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