Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
My vagina just recognized that song.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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