They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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