it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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