Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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