Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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