Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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