If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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