Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
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