I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Randomize