do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
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