thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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