I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Oh and itβs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ππππ¬π³π
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