I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Church boner. Awkwardddd
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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