You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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